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By Olibith, Be Advised, Strong Language and scenes of a sexual nature. It always happens late at night, when Olibith is in front of the TV, channel zapping just before he falls asleep or runs out of beer. With Special Guests : Baron Soosdon, Ian Beckman and Dopefish !
Another stupid and crazy channel surfing full of things you needed to see but missed because you were too busy pwning n00bz.
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Added: 11th April 2008
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Latest from BaronSoosdon, Once upon a time, there was the gnome kingdom of Gnomeregan.
Lots of gnomes lived there, some of them even vibrated.
One day in the year 1985, the gnome kingdom did a
company merger with Aperture Science.
In the same time, an instacast shadow nova spell was added to the warlock class.
In 1986, the development starts on GLaDOS (Generic Lifeform and Disk Operating System).
The Aperture Science Pirate Hats (tm)
are sold out almost immediately in every store.
In 1987, the most stupid idea in the history of stupid ideas takes place. GLaDOS is installed into a mechanostrider.
But.. some idiot had copied the entire discographies of Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance and Bullet For My Valentine on that 5.25" floppy disc.
As these bands and their music causes vomiting, diarrhea and irresistible desire
to cut oneself with dull plastic knives on a human being..
..well, you can guess what it does for a machine.
Rick Astley releases "Never Gonna Give You Up". The song becomes an instant success.
In 1989, the mechanostrider goes crazy and kills 99.98% of the Gnomeregan population. With laserbeams and radiation.
Swish, swoooshh - oh my!
How To Paladin IX wins 12 Oscars. They include the best movie, the best direction, the best male actor (Shepiwot), the best music and the best spinning scene.
In 2029, the remaining survivors of Gnomeregan are turned into mindless cyborg slaves. Some are forcefully mutated into MechaMurlocs.
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Added: 9th April 2008
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By Mark Gilbert. Warning: One occasion of strong language and scenes of a sexual nature. Three years have passed since Northshire burned, and I was driven from my homeland. Three years for the pain of Meirrens death to fade, and the power it awoke in me to ripen. I even have what could pass for a family. But, if there is one thing I have learned, it is that good things, never last.
- Zemeth Thaenor
The second of the five planned chapters in the tale of Zemeth and Zalek Thaenor, concludes the origin story and lays the threads of what this series is ultimately moving towards. Life for the Thaenor brothers will never be the same.
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Added: 16th April 2008
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By Vixed. Sad but true. It is not meant to be omgfunny, it's more of me mocking the way *some, not all females act in this game. Some people miss the subtle hints of mockery I think and assume I am serious.
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That's all I really needed to say I guess. And no, even though I stated there would be a next time in the movie, I never had any intention of making a follow up. I'd never put you guys through this type of torture again.
PEACE
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Added: 17th June 2008
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